This isn’t a real blog post, but if I were you I’d want me to tell you about the following two things:

Thing #1: Noami and Havi’s Self Promotion for Wimps

I’m kicking myself for not telling you about this sooner.

So my awesome-as-hell friend Naomi and her partner in crime Havi are offering this six-week class called “Self-Promotion For Wimps.”

Note: THIS IS NOT A NONSESE INTERNET-MAKETING BULLSHIT HYPE CLASS. This is a thoughtful program designed to help you start making changes in your life.

Anyway, if you’ve though a lot about starting a business but can’t find the guts to do it then I think you should check it out pronto. Especially given that especially given that the first session was YESTERDAY (Wednesday, September 10^th).

But don’t worry at all. They’re recording all the sessions (so you can still get in on the first) and I just checked with Naomi and you can still get in on all of the last 5 sessions and miss nothing (because the first class was recorded).

Anyway, Naomi sent me this coupon code and apparently you’ll get like $30 off if you type CLAY into a box during the order process. I’m feeling all flattered and stuff because this is the first time someone’s named a coupon code after me.

Thing #2: The Best SEO Course on the Planet is Now Free

There’s this company called StomperNET that makes what is – in my opinion – the most thorough, effective, well-researched, and amazing SEO course available on the internet today. And I’ve tried a few.

Anyway, they’re giving away the latest version of their $500 DVD SEO course for free. Because they’re crazy like that (actually, they have good reasons that won’t harm you).

Anyway, if you’ve ever thought about doing anything on the internet that might, perhaps, maybe promote your business or make you money someday, then I’d check out this course. Because search engine optimization (SEO) is the absolute foundation of internet marketing.

(By the way, Andy and Brad at StomperNET are offering a lot more than the course for free, but if I gave you the whole scoop it would sound so ridiculous that I’d sound completely full of shit and lose credibility).